Scene at a campus dhaba at a famous tech school in the South of India, with a bunch of friends, and a New Friend, who seemed so familiar, like we had known each other for a very long time.
A vibe can be felt sometimes with someone you have just met, and it seems like you've known them forever...

Anyways so this time at the dhaba, we were all talking and generally having fun, when suddenly, one of us said to the New Friend, "Hey what is it that you are drinking?" The guy who asked the question was already bugging this new girl, with this and that, so New Girl (aka New Friend, henceforth known as NG!) replied, "Batman's drink". It was a popular soft drink that came out at the same time that Batman did..(no, neither the drink nor Batman are gay, atleast as far as I know, else the movie would be called..Batman Returns to Brokeback Mountain, but that's an entirely DIFFERENT blog!) ;)

Here's how the conversation went:

NG: Batman's Drink

Guy: Blinking, (not knowing what to say)

Me: You see what makes it so special is that it's Grape flavored..a Grape flavored Batman Drink..how about that? I'm scared to even think which part of Batman went into making that drink! ;)

NG and Me are the only two people getting the drift of the conversation, as we double up in laughter!

End of story.

Footnote:

1) Guy, if you are still reading this, its a waste of your time, coz if you didn't get it the first time, you will NEVER get it-even if you ask Batman for help.

2) NG and gang, welcome to Batman's Grapes..more shots at this will be coming soon, so watch this space for more. ;)